A 7 Foot Tall Fat Sweaty 50 Year Old Caucasian Bald Headed Short Thick Salt And Pepper Bearded Gnarly Weathered Fat Faced Ball Bellied Hairy Big Muscled Strongman Who Looks Like Orsen Wells Twin Brother Bare Foot Dressed In Small Blue Shorts Standing In A Small Run Down Cuban Cigar Office Annoyed At His 5 Foot 6 Young Nephew Whos Having A Coughing Fit